Sound Absurd? Smelling Is Believing.
Posted on | July 26, 2008 |
I was walking past someone cutting grass today and got a whiff of that grass-gasoline fragrance that I inhaled copiously in my youth. It’s that mixture of organic and apocalyptic that creates something unexplainably appealing.
Then it hit me…a truth so obvious I wondered how no one has yet acted upon it…
Grassoline
Surely, in this work-a-day world of cubicles and people paying big bucks to “get back to nature”, there’s a product (and profit) in this. Two-parts grass clippings, one-part gasoline fumes (rich oil mixture, per most lawn mowers), and one-part water (from the grass).
I’d better call Calvin Klein to see if Kate Moss is available for an ad campaign.
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